What movies have not aged well?
09.06.2025 06:42

The Man with the Golden Gun
You Only Live Twice
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
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On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
Diamonds Are Forever
Moonraker
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-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
From Russia With Love
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
-”Ah so!”
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
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-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
A View to a Kill
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
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Live and Let Die
Goldfinger
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
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-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
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-All the bad guys are black.
Octopussy
-”She is very sexyful!”
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-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
Dr No
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
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-Bond slapping Tracy.
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
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